Zeta

LOL ZETA IS TEH FIRSTY PAGE HAHA

PERSONALITY
As a Porygon-Z, he's insane. Highly Dangerous. Prone to spaz attacks and murderous rampages. Also a pretty cool guy, for a Interdimensional Space Duck Virus Protocol X-42. He likes to joke around alot, and is a reccuring character. He's good friends with Saber, Razor, and Blade. His best friend, Keith, also his trainer,  have a huge inseperatable bond. He claims to have a relationship with Siri, nowadays.

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POWERS
Nowadays, he's an integral part of CHASSIS-Saber and doesn't do much besides saying SACREMENTO and complaining. So really, he's not of much fighting potential as he used to be. Don't get me wrong though, he and Saber's capabilties mix, and lets just say, Saber's power skyrocketted with Zeta alone, undergoing a sort of...transformation. He also was made as a special model of sorts. He was the salvation of mankind a while ago. Yeah. Some data thing called PROJECT ZETA. He could make these mutant bug things blow up with his mind.

THE TEACHINGS OF ZETA
1. FUCK LOGIC

2. Always carry some sort of laser with you. You never know when it will come in handy!

3. Bad things happen to Arcao. I'd suggest to stay away from him.

4. For extra guidance, always watch Youtube Poop. The advice you will recieve is a wonderful blessing of knowledge, example: All Toasters Toast Spaghetti. BEAUTIFUL! *wipes tears*